As Valentine’S Day Is Coming Near, Our Heartbeats Are Increasing Day By Day. We All Are Waiting For 14th Of February With Feeling Of Great Enthusiasm And Eagerness.
We Know That You Want Some Cute Love Poems Funny For Him Or Her, To Use Them On Latest Valentines Day Cards. So, We Have Made Awesome Collection Of Funny Love Poems For Your Girlfriend Or Boyfriend. These
Funny Love Poem Will Help You To Give Big Laugh And About Sweet Smile To Your Love.
Valentine’s Day Funny Poems
You’re the syrup on my pancakes
You’re the sugar in my tea
You’re the icing on my cupcakes
You’re the sweets in life for me
You’re the chocolate on my ice cream
You’re the sweet grapes in my wine
You’re everything I love in life
Will you be my Valentine?
– Dr. Don Stoltz –
Don’t, baby don’t
Don’t change you hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentine’s
Each day is valentine’s day
If I were a key, I would lock you;
If lightning, then I would shock you;
If I were a pier I would dock you;
If I had a band I would rock you.
If I were a spoon, I would feed you;
If I were a house, I would deed you;
On Valentine’s Day, I must plead you,
Valentine, I really need you!
Valentines Funny Love Poems For Her
Oh, my love thou art so gorgeous
Your eyes soblue are like that of a temptress
With your love you have made me complete.
My passion burns like cat when she is in heat
The love you give me spreads like an infection
Which is why Anny gave me a rejection
So let me reveal a secret to you
And then you can decide what you must do
MY mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun Coral is far more red than her lips’ red: If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask’d, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound: I grant I never saw a goddess go,- My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground: And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.
My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
you make me smile with my heart
your looks are laughable, unphotograph able
yet you’re my favorite work of art
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion – I have shudder’d at it. I shudder no more. I could be martyr’d for my religion Love is my religion And I could die for that. I could die for you.
By John Keats
Short Funny Poems For Him
Stay little valentine stay, stay, stay
each day is valentine’s
each day is Valentine’s Day
– Richard Rodgers
“But honey,” I said, “I’m attached to you;
Love is what I feel.”
“That keyword isn’t relevant,”
She said, with eyes of steel.
Roses are red, violets are blue
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.